the first time he wakes up in bulma’s bed covered in blood that isn’t his he shakes her awake all like “woman i think i sleepwalked again and murdered something pls help me look for the body before your mom finds it and scolds me i hate it when she does that”. bulma just calmy explains where the blood comes from. vegeta thinks this is metal as fuck. he immediately strikes conversation on this new subject they have in common. “oh so you bleed out for 5 days without dying ? dude my record was 4 days on planet frieza-X45 I GET YOU SIS GIMME A HIGH FIVE”
"Praying Mantis VS Laser Beam"
I SA W THUSI GIF ON MY DASH AND IC ANT STOP LAUGIHNGH
THE WAY HE SITS WHILE UNDER A BOX IS SO CUTE THO
I feel particularly guilty putting the aircon on when the air is nice and cool outside too, so I choose to suffer.
is it too soon for something like this…?
I wish I could use Substitute during my exams at school..
WHY DIDN’T THIS GET MORE NOTES IT’S HILARIOUS
prince vegeta and blessings
#you know he likes a fighting girl YOU JUST KNOW IT #i bet he encourages bra to go to videl and gohan’s house ALL THE TIME once pan is born #’GIRL I FORBID YOU TO SPEND ONE MORE DAY SHOPPING FOR TEDDY BEARS WITH THAT MARRON GIRL’ #’YOURE GONNA GET THERE AND KICK KAKARROT’S GRAND DAUGHTER ASS YOU HEAR ME’ #but bra doesn’t care #she goes there and teaches pan how to play tea party’ #videl goes to vegeta and scream at him because his daughter is being a bad influence on hers #vegeta cries #’BUT IM TRYING IM TRYING’#’WHERE HAVE I GONE WRONG WITH MY PARENTING’ #’MY CHILDREN SHOULD BE KILLING THINGS BY THE MILLIONS’ #videl hugs him #’shh its ok mr briefs we all have problems with our kids i understand’ #gohan and bulma just look upon their crazy life partners #’this is what i married’ #’well at least theyre good at sex’
listen to this noise my chicken makes when she is sitting on her nest